Thursday, March 08, 2007

Help!!!!!!!!!

Help!!!!!!!!!
My Mom and Dad have quit smoking and my dad seems to be handling it VERY well but my moms eyes have turned Bright Red and Purple , she breathes FIRE ! She yelled at me the other day , she said, DON'T ****ING LOOK AT ME and WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!?? MEOW!!!!!!!
I have been VERY bored lately because we are somewhere where I can't go outside, so I sit all day looking out the window.
My big excitement is whatever new toys my parents get for me , my treats that I get throughout the day whenever my parents go to the kitchen and knocking over EVERYTHING on my moms nightstand next to her bed every morning. Hee Hee First I walk all over them back and forth and if they don't wake up I knock over everything on the nightstand one by one (my moms side only) and if THAT does'nt work , I get into my litter box and loudly build a small city scraping and piling the litter for a VERY long time , not because I went to the bathroom but because IT'S FUN! At some point during all of this they wake up and feed me.
My mom hates LA so I am a Travelling Gypsy Cat! I am VERY adaptable as long as I know immediately where my food bowl and my fun box is I am GRAND. I did not get to go To Ireland though because I don't have a passport so I stayed at home for a month BUT, I met my family In New York when they came back to the states, They think I am an un-grateful lazy moody , unaffectionate Feline but I missed them when they were gone for so long and oh how I purred and rubbed against them when they came back. Now I can NO LONGER be bothered with being affectionate, frankly, It bloody bores me .
I LOVE lizards!
I HATE Vacuum Cleaners!
~Splotch

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