Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Aunt Splotch?

And Uncle Finious.
Christmas came and there IT was on the living room floor. This tiny little orange fur ball of terror with Huge Orange eyes , food all over its face and poo all over Its butt! A GREMLIN!
Her name is Iris. She was given To Riley as a Christmas Present from Ryan. She is our niece.
I am terrorized by her daily.
She constantly needs to be cleaned.
She attacks Me and my brother all day long.
She pushes us out of the way when its time to eat , then she buries her face in her food and cant see.
I wont even get into what happens when she has to go into her litter box and how she loves to lay in it after she's done.
My brother adores her, I keep my distance ( that is when she's not jumping out at me, biting my tail , slapping me or chasing me
She's an "exotic" short hair. It is endearing that being called exotic , she could be Oscar the Grouches Wife or daughter.
Her Little Bully Personality is pretty **** cute I guess.
I am dignified. Even when I lift and point my leg to "CLEAN" certain areas , I do it like the Queen that I am.
Though she amuses me now. I shall continue to let her know who reigns.
Here are some pictures of the creature and us in the photo section.
Hope you enjoy.
Happy New Year!
Meow.
Love,
~Splotch (Queeny)
~Finious (Court Jester)
and Iri (cute , dirty rotten stinker

The "new baby" is adorable!

The kitty family continues to expand! Thanks for posting!

its a great blog

Awesome! I love getting these

^^^^ i meant to run and tell ya on yer my space

would someone be so kind as to post a pic of the new edition?

lmao!!!

those cats man

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Originally posted by grumpy1:
would someone be so kind as to post a pic of the new edition?

here ya go..

Thank you so much!!!!!!!

they get the coolest kitties in that fam!
and splotch is an amaaaaaaazing writer!