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wildchild
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Not new, but what's still happening in my world everyday!

The Magic @ss

I think I have a magic a ss, I must have!
Because every morning I wake up with a
wonderful @ss, but then throughout the day
it's chewed on piece by piece, little by little until by the time I come home from work. It's then that I notice that my a$$ has disappeared!

Troubled, I turn my sheets down and
crawl my ***-less self into bed
and drift off to sleep.

Only to find the find upon waking
the very next morning a beautiful
Derrier is back in place!!

I surely must have a magical booty!!

If only I could solve this Buttocks mystery,
where does my butt go during the day,
what makes it so ****ed chewable -
this MAGIC A$S of mine!


"Love me now or set me free-
I am trainwreck tangled simple
me. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You may not see me, yet you feel me. Your mind struggles to comprehend but is thwarted by ages of lies, who am I? I am you, I am your soul and I am simply me..Darcy"
 
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awww wc i hope things get better for yas real soon


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LOLOL ~ I love it Big Grin
 
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Big Grin


"Love me now or set me free-
I am trainwreck tangled simple
me. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You may not see me, yet you feel me. Your mind struggles to comprehend but is thwarted by ages of lies, who am I? I am you, I am your soul and I am simply me..Darcy"
 
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Miss Mojo Risin'
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Big Grin ~ WC ~ you've done it again ~ Big Grin


"I paint my own reality. The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration. " ~ FRIDA KAHLO
 
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wildchild
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My friend, I done did this one a few months ago, I was just re-visiting it as it is more truer then ever for me lately!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Roll Eyes


"Love me now or set me free-
I am trainwreck tangled simple
me. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You may not see me, yet you feel me. Your mind struggles to comprehend but is thwarted by ages of lies, who am I? I am you, I am your soul and I am simply me..Darcy"
 
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