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Funniest dream I have EVER had.
It was formatted like family guy, everyone was a cartoon, yadda.Eminem was being sued by Billy Jpal for using his lyeics. Like that would happen? BUT...ha, here;s how this odd tale went. Billy Joel:*syanding begore the plaintiff table* "Now..see judge...Mr.Inem over there.." &pounts at Eminem sitting behind the defendant table,slowly shaking his head* "has taken my words,and I didnt really get upset, but on thevphone I suggested different lyrics.Instead of...Keep that faith for me, keep that gaith for me..found you could dance and stull look tough anyway.."...I thought he could use, more suiting to his image ... the words..."shake that a.ss for me, shake that a.ss fo me...heard you were freaky from a friend of mine.."... and then maybe hire Nate Dawg to sing and Mr.Inem could insinyate himself into the song as the friend.All my idea of course, but no I didnt want any credit at all, I just wanted my lyrics unused.That's my case your honour, thanks for listening.Keep the faith.Ha. Judge Mr, Joel's lawyer: "Mr.Inem, would you please take the stand." Eminem rises and walks to the stand and seats himself. Sminem: "My name is Eminem by the freakin' way ya moron.Or you could call me Slim.Or Shady.Or SlimShady.Or Batman." *Peter narrows his eyes* A chair here is thrown and ignored. Mr.Joel's lawyer:"We just won't call you a cab Mr Inem.Now, please state in your own defense why you chose Mr. Joel's ltrics for your next delightfully filthy album?" (Billy Joel scowls at his lawyer) Eminem:"I was trying to be more positive...teach young white america a lil more about faith." *Peter narrows his eyes* *Billy narrows his eyes* *The lawyer narrows his eyes* Eminem: "What am I, walkin' sideways??" Oompa Loompas march through sideways. *my eyes narrow* (The voice of Nate Dawg is heard in a deep overdub) Nate: "Hey yo Em, I like da A.ss lyrics.Yo Billy, yo a funky black man trapped in the body of a white Italian geek Mo' powah to ya.Em whatchoo think?" Eminem: "Werd." So. YEAH. SHAKE DAT A.SS FO ME. I dream gooooood. *dumb white boy laugh, duh-huh* Lisa's-Mo-Fo-Pen www.Truependragon.etsy.com www.lindajacqueart.com I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. oOJDuckyXx: sounds like spatual oOJDuckyXx: spatual oOJDuckyXx: fcuk oOJDuckyXx: spatula oOJDuckyXx: lmao sorry PenDragon1969: roflmao that was the funniest thing ever oOJDuckyXx: haha |
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rofl I dunno what he is, I just dream this stuff...*winks*
I always equate Billy with that "bottle of red.." song, I think wine..LOLOL Lisa's-Mo-Fo-Pen www.Truependragon.etsy.com www.lindajacqueart.com I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. oOJDuckyXx: sounds like spatual oOJDuckyXx: spatual oOJDuckyXx: fcuk oOJDuckyXx: spatula oOJDuckyXx: lmao sorry PenDragon1969: roflmao that was the funniest thing ever oOJDuckyXx: haha |
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TD = <333
Pen= Lisa's-Mo-Fo-Pen www.Truependragon.etsy.com www.lindajacqueart.com I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. oOJDuckyXx: sounds like spatual oOJDuckyXx: spatual oOJDuckyXx: fcuk oOJDuckyXx: spatula oOJDuckyXx: lmao sorry PenDragon1969: roflmao that was the funniest thing ever oOJDuckyXx: haha |
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Very sick and hurty Stacy, but okies.. thank yas for askin'
Lisa's-Mo-Fo-Pen www.Truependragon.etsy.com www.lindajacqueart.com I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. oOJDuckyXx: sounds like spatual oOJDuckyXx: spatual oOJDuckyXx: fcuk oOJDuckyXx: spatula oOJDuckyXx: lmao sorry PenDragon1969: roflmao that was the funniest thing ever oOJDuckyXx: haha |
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Sure thing
Lisa's-Mo-Fo-Pen www.Truependragon.etsy.com www.lindajacqueart.com I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. oOJDuckyXx: sounds like spatual oOJDuckyXx: spatual oOJDuckyXx: fcuk oOJDuckyXx: spatula oOJDuckyXx: lmao sorry PenDragon1969: roflmao that was the funniest thing ever oOJDuckyXx: haha |
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hahaha, your dreams are f'n weird!
*hughughugs* i hope you're feeling better soon, Ms Dragon. <3 love ya |
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On da floor!!! Lets go crazy ahyayahyah yah yah
Pen, dude, ette, chica, friend, poet, amazing artist, someone i look up too...You better get well chick...Or I am gunnin for ya! Much love. |
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Penster,
I am sorry that you are sick and hurt, please know we adore that wild, warped, straight to the point mind of yours! "Love me now or set me free- I am trainwreck tangled simple me. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You may not see me, yet you feel me. Your mind struggles to comprehend but is thwarted by ages of lies, who am I? I am you, I am your soul and I am simply me..Darcy" |
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Hello, there Pen.....have you missed me yet?
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Thanks Syd, Darcy,Laura..your words mean more than you know. Lisa's-Mo-Fo-Pen www.Truependragon.etsy.com www.lindajacqueart.com I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. oOJDuckyXx: sounds like spatual oOJDuckyXx: spatual oOJDuckyXx: fcuk oOJDuckyXx: spatula oOJDuckyXx: lmao sorry PenDragon1969: roflmao that was the funniest thing ever oOJDuckyXx: haha |
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lmao..love your dreams. I have missed ya! Hope you and everyone is good. *hugs*
************************* Christened Dangerous Duckness by Pen |
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God bless ya Ducky
I had another funny one about you too, I should write it up lol Lisa's-Mo-Fo-Pen www.Truependragon.etsy.com www.lindajacqueart.com I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. oOJDuckyXx: sounds like spatual oOJDuckyXx: spatual oOJDuckyXx: fcuk oOJDuckyXx: spatula oOJDuckyXx: lmao sorry PenDragon1969: roflmao that was the funniest thing ever oOJDuckyXx: haha |
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