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~PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER EIGHTEEN _GO WATCH HAPPY FEET~THIS IS FOR THE GROWN FOLKS


Maria noticed the blinking light for messages on her cell phone which she hadn’t answered in days and finally checked her voice mail messages. Her Attorney and Luke combined had called at least twenty three times. Maria quickly called her Attorney who advised her that the divorce mediation hearing was today at three pm and she had to be there to finalize her divorce settlement terms. Maria’s first thoughts where about who would watch Angel but she agreed to be there. She took Angel to the hospital where they had a brief but loving visit with Brian and he looked great and the doctors advised her they are amazed with his progress. They were about to leave when Angel’s nurse friend Sandy, who helped Maria get guardianship had heard she was there and she had to see her. Angel jumped into her arms and the nurse asked if they could spend a little time together because she was off for the rest of day. Maria knew she was heaven sent and advised her about her meeting in the afternoon and nurse Sandy agreed to take Angel to lunch and a rated “G” movie and by then Maria should be done.

So Maria was off and running to go to the bank and then find a good suit. When she checked her account balance she was shocked (She and Luke had money but it was never really hers) so she went inside and the bank Vice President advised her that her available cash balances in three accounts set up by her attorney was three million and seven hundred thousand dollars and that they had organized six different maximum guaranteed funds packages and four low and Two high risk investment portfolios for her to review with you and your attorney advised us that she had a meeting with you today, is that correct The bank V.P. asked and Maria who was still in shock but said yes to him. Within thirty minutes she had a Temporary bank check card with the visa logo and access to unlimited funds, he advised they will set up a meeting to issue her credit cards and other V.I.P perks that they usually only offer only to clients with portfolios of at least five million dollars, at her earliest convenience because time was of the essence to adequately secure her assets within the F.D.I.C (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation) guidelines. Also to ensure the best tax efficiency, because How wealth is structured can have a greater impact on net returns than any single investment decision he advised and Maria assured him she was very interested but had a previously scheduled engagement to attend shortly and had to leave immediately but would return as soon as possible.

Maria hit the boutique and chose a classy Valentino Garavani fitted Cream suit and a Teak brown Blouse and cream neck scarf and also Valentino Garavani Haindpainted Lizard d’Orsay , Teak (brown)/cream lizard-printed leather w/ Bow on upper and three and four fifths covered heel shoes made in Italy, as well as his accessories which she got a slight discount for all combined and her own new money or not she hates to pay full price so she was given twenty percent off after a promise to visit again next month. After a quick visit to the hair and nail salon Maria grabbed her briefcase and headed for the court house, once there she and her Attorney had a brief but powerful brain storming session before the meeting.



Luke who had on a sharp navy blue Brooks Brothers suit with a powder blue French shirt and navy and power blue crystal cuff links and solid power blue tie looked amazing his hair was cut to perfection and he was clean shaven and smelled good as always and Maria noticed when she walk in and past him. Luke felt something as Maria walked in looking like the goddess he had married long ago with her hair swept up to a fault and every detail and accessory on her was precise and even the stenographer looked in awe.
Breathing fast as she passed because she looked so beautiful Luke quickly reminded him self that he hates her and so the resentment began to cover the pain with quickness. The entire group in the conference room consisted of the two attorneys’ on their respective sides with the stenographer on one end and a mediator on the other end as the meeting began.

The mediator asked each client to state their full Name and address for the record and Luke began “My Name is Luke Bryce Dupont and I live at 184 Yalcum Ave, Mansions East, Dudley 33749” Next the Mediator turned to Maria and with a hand gesture prompted her to began reading her address “My name is Maria Dupont and I live at 179 Yalcum Ave, Mansions East… “ Maria turned as Luke jumped up jammed all of his fingers into the oak table with such force that the water glasses shook, his face was so red and his eyes almost demonic as he spoke “Haven’t you ruined my life enough *****, now you have to move down the street from me. You are the lowest scum of the earth and I will see you crawling back to me on your knees before this is all over and you know what Maria I’m going to spit on you, because you're a piece of sh*t that's what you are. You get none of the three properties or the condominium in Manhattan or any cash or stock options… NOTHING IS WHAT YOU GET MARIA, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, NOT EVEN THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS I PROMISED YOU FOR YOUR ******* SON, NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING, I HATE YOU B*TCH, DO YOU HEAR ME” Luke was spitting Involuntarily at this point and it seemed as if he was going to attack Maria as the armed Security officer stepped in quietly to the background.

Maria’s Attorney took control and stood up opposite Luke (Maria slid over in the rolling chair) at the table and said; Do not threaten my client, you’re behavior here to today towards my client is unacceptable and I will file for a restraining order based on the subpoenaed stenographer’s minutes today, my client is clearly terrified. “MY CLIENT WANTS ONLY ONE BOX FROM YOU AND IN IT SHOULD BE ANY AND ALL PICTURES OF HER AND HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS, YOU CAN KEEP THE WEDDING PICTURES, AND HERE IS YOUR WEDDING AND ENGAGEMENT RINGS AND NECKLACE YOU GAVE TO MY CLIENT OVER THE YEARS, ALL THE OTHER DIAMONDS AND PROPERTY IN THE HOUSE NOW BELONGS TO YOU. I EXPECT THIS BOX TO (she said as she tossed the items across the table to him) BE FEDERAL EXPRESSED TO ME BY THREE PM TOMMORROW, DO YOU HEAR ME!” Maria’s Attorney said in a very authoritative voice as she leaned forward in a panther like stance as she dealt with Luke head on and he caved in, telling her Attorney she can have more than that but she was absolute and final with her demands and with that, Luke’s attorney advised him to sign the agreement to give her the pictures and stay away from her and her family now or he would quit on the spot!. Luke signed the papers and asked how she was going to live near him, you can’t stay down the street with the neighbors forever (now in a softer voice). “At least discuss this with me Maria, you can’t just walk out like this (A dignified Maria and her Attorney walked out without so much as looking at him, her only thoughts were of Angel saying “Please Mom don’t be like my other mother who always tried to be something some man wanted her to be, even though she was beautiful just being who she was” those words saved her and allowed her to stay strong and gave her a new lease of life. As they got on the elevator Luke still screamed, you can’t walk out like this, you just cannot end things like this; this is not over Maria…

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Adrian called on her cell and when she answered Beth said I have time now to spend with you and Adrian quickly said yes, not wanting to blow an opportunity (she did that once in the past). It was perfect timing because she asked her if she wanted to first of all get a little quality time in at her house then go to a girls club with Alice’s and her cousin and then come back to her place for a sleep over and Adrian couldn’t be happier and rushed home to get her clothing but not before Beth told her “My kisses await you baby” “Ditto” Adrian said feeling emotional as she hung up and sped home.

Once inside the door of her home Adrian collapsed on the couch just to gather her thoughts, she had fallen in love almost over night with Beth and the pleasure and peace and joy that she feels around her cannot be matched by anyone. Laying there staring at the ceiling she could feel Beth arms wrapped around her she ran to turn on the shower and pack sexy lingerie and clothing for the following day. Adrian now looking and smelling good was back out of the apartment in under an hour and headed for Beth’s.

Adrian knocked even though had a key and Beth said come in silly, you don’t have to knock anymore. The door was barley closed when Adrian and Beth embraced so tenderly and tightly. When their lips finally brushed together and then pressed deeply in short loving kisses, they both sighed because it was almost too overwhelming “I love you” Adrian said. “I love you too baby” Beth replied. “I don’t want to go out, I only want to be with you” Beth whined. “Then let’s stay in because I’m feeling the same way too” Adrian offered. “Well, I feel obligated because Alice’s mom just passed and both she and her cousin are really looking forward to it” Beth said regretfully. “Then we must go be we will make it an early night ok” Adrian pleaded. “It’s a deal but we have a few hours and I want to make love too you, but I was wondering if we could be in the same room with out F**king each other or being sexual” Beth replied. “Well let’s give it our best shot, do you have a one piece snow suit I can wear to bed, because that’s what I think I’ll need to stay away from you baby” Adrian added as they both broke out in laughter. “Let’s just lie on the couch and cuddle up after dinner and watch one of the DVD’s I haven’t even opened yet, like an old married couple” Beth said while they both burst out in laughter and hugged.

The dinner was awesome because they fit together like a glove. One made the salad while the other grilled chicken breast. While Beth looked after the Cauliflower, carrots and Broccoli, Adrian made a delightful creamy white sauce that tasted so good that Beth claimed she was just going to eat that like soup out of the pot and save Adrian some calories. They shared more laughter and both talked about their respective days and Adrian was thinking that she must stay far away from this girl Nina, although she didn’t say it out loud as Beth remarked on her day out loud. “Hey you” Beth said to Adrian noticing that she was thinking about something, while pressing her fingers gently on her cheek and turning her head toward her as she began kissing and holding her. “Hey” she managed as they both got lost in the moment until realizing the sauce was still simmering. After the perfect dinner they both put on Beth’s light sweat pants and dainty tee’s.

Beth put in a movie and they dimmed the lights and turned the fire place on and snuggled under a blanket on their sides, Adrian in the front and Beth spooned behind her. Neither really paid attention to the movie as they squeezed each other tightly. After ten minutes of complete and utter euphoria Beth could take it no more and felt as if Adrian’s bare neck was calling her and so she sank her soft full lips caressingly into to it as she released her hand from Adrian’s and slipped it into her loose fitting Sweats and found she was more than moist enough already as she worked her. Adrian now turned on her back delicately grabbed at Beth’s hand and she whispered “No…we said, we would wait baby” Adrian said as he breathing became labored and her ability to resist faded away as Beth in between kissing her bullets softly and still working her hand inside her pants stated “Give it me, just give it to me… baby” As Adrian moaned loudly and they both got naked and oblivious as the multiple ******s rolled in at first gentle and then pleasurably rough and all consuming like waves on a beautiful warm beach. They both almost didn’t hear the loud banging on the door because they were screaming each others names from opposite ends, Bang, Bang, Bang, Ring, Ring, Ring…

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Brian didn’t want to answer the door when he heard knocking because of what happened when police arrested him the last time and they hadn’t invited anyone over to the new place, so David Answered the door “Who is it?” he asked. “It’s detectives Joe Roberts and Jerry Mc Duggal, may we have a word with you?” he asked in a stern voice. David opened the door and Brian instantly began hyperventilating and sweating and had to be calmed down before they could even question him. The police seemed very suspicious of his behavior and David explained “Brian has recently had a jail experience for the first time in his life and he is still really quite on edge about it. It was a bad check mistakenly written on a closed account, he and his wife just recently got a divorce but the mix up was rectified” David said almost with out breathing because he too was nervous. “Then our next question is – did you give out you’re former wife’s address while you did this brief stint in prison because she was recently vandalized and all the evidence points to you” Detective Roberts asked” “Did you hire any thugs to rob and or vandalized your wife’s home Mr. Stoddard?” Detective Mc Duggal added. “Of course” not Brian said before putting his hand backward on his forehead and passing out as David shouted “you guys are really traumatizing him now, please enough already!” David said while fanning Brian.

“Wow, you’re friend here, passed out like an actress in one of the 1950’s movies with his hand on his head like that, what was the name of one of them Jerry?” Joe Roberts joked. “This really isn’t funny officers; if that will be all can you please leave?” David begged. “Yes, we will leave but if we find out you are paying someone to have your wife harassed, you are really going to learn about what prison life is truly like, do you understand?” Detective Roberts asked Brian as he came too. “Yes we understand” Both David and Brian answered as the detectives headed for the door trying to mimic Brian’s backhanded passing out while laughing and telling the “We will be watching you guys” They said as they closed the door laughing. Brian began crying hysterically and David tried to explain to him that it really wasn’t that serious, but it really was because now even if he went back to prison to get the account number for E Dog the police would believe it’s a pay off to kill Toni. He knew they weren’t just going to stop harassing her but his hands are tied was his way of thinking at this point, as David held and calmed him until he fell asleep sitting on the floor by the couch and then he picked him up and took him to bed…


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Rebecca woke up in the middle of the night scratching everywhere until she finally ripped her pajamas off and what she saw made her scream out loud while shaking as she stared in horror at her body. Her left arm had a big red circle with a red hole in the middle about the size of a quarter and appeared as though she had received some sort of large shot with a gun or something. The rest of her body was covered in the grosses enlarged sort of black head type things about the size of the tip of a bar straw, when she touched them they were bulging out of her skin and then when she began to scrape at them like a maniac another would bubble up in it’s place and a white dry skin crusty like layer was coming off with some of the black head looking thing’s in it and she began peeling layers off as long as standard sized photo but with ragged edges.

Finally she looked into the mirror and she saw a scab like thing along the edge of her scalp and she pushed along the entire length of her scalp until it began to lift up and this disgusting black head beaded skin lifted back to he middle of her head before it tore and she lifted it up right over the long strands of her hair and when she finally got it off it had holes in it from her hair and she ran to the draw and took two sleeping pills while scraping the skin and trying in vain to empty the black headed pores that kept refilling.

Finally Rebecca felt uncomfortable around her mouth but was getting drowsy so she laid in bed and looked into a hand held mirror and was getting drowsy but saw three gaped black oval holes along her bottom lip that had white puss like specks in them and crusty white stuff around the edges and when she tried to squeeze it together it bubbled so she stopped and just fell back as the sleeping pills took her away. In the morning she touched herself and ran to the mirror and cried because she was back to normal and it made her so happy, but when she went to make the bed a short time later dead skin and those black head thingy’s were in her white sheets and she cringed in horror. Next Rebecca stripped to see her body again, it was a bit red but only the red circle and hole remained on her left arm, she couldn’t think of one person in the world she could tell about this who wouldn’t have her committed…


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Toni and her new attorney requested a restraining order that stated Brian and David must stay at least a thousand feet away from her at all times and they received confirmation that the order was served and signed for by both parties. So why now was Brian standing at the edge of her neighbor’s yard waving at her in a weird sexually perverse kind of way with one hand in his pants. Toni just couldn’t believe it and felt like he was trying to harass her. Daniel who stayed in the guest room urged her to call the police and she did. It blew her mind when Brian who was normally docile stood fighting off police on the lawn like a mad man until they subdued him with a tazer gun. I’m not Brian Stoddard he claimed; I’m an attorney and Toni belongs to me, he ranted as they stuck him in the car and drove off.

Once they arrived at the police station he had his one call and it was to his plastic surgeon and the answering tape message said: “Renowned plastic surgeon Doctor Ronald Bertrand has perished in and unexplained fire and all his surgery records which he did not keep on a computer burned with him. He did not have any immediate family and was cremated. While he was a great surgeon, no record of him ever having a state issued license could be found and all monies and properties at his bequest were donated to Constant orphanage. If you were a patient of Doctor Ronald Bertrand please be rechecked by a board certified Plastic surgeon as soon as possible. Please only leave a message if you have any information that will be helpful to the police investigation, Thank you in advance!” “Great” Detective Weinberg said “Now we have another suspicious death we need to investigate the guy for, he goes straight past go and to the county jail until we can get have him arraigned and it’s a three day weekend so he won’t see a judge until Monday the other judge is just to back logged” He added as the officers drug Alton away. “No, no, no, no, no” Alton Scott III AKA Norbert Studder AKA Brian Stoddard screamed as he was led off to the prison where E dog and his gang rules…


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“Bang, Bang, Bang, Ring, Ring, and Ring” Alice and Nina stood at the front door of Beth’s home refusing to budge until she answered it. After the last earth shattering ****** Beth and Adrian nearly fell off the couch as each of their heads rested between the others legs. They turned to face each other with Beth asking Adrian “Are you mine?” “Yes, I will be forever yours baby” Adrian said kissing her deeply and intimately. “Good because nothing else matters to me" Beth remarked. “Oh my god” Beth added now realizing that it was Alice banging on the front door. They both scrambled to pick up all of their strewn sweats and under garments as Adrian grabbed her over night bag and ran to the bedroom bathroom while telling Beth she would get showered and dressed and Beth remarking leave it on for me.

Beth answered the door looking very sexily disheveled “Hello” she said opening it while smiling. “I hope we interrupted everything” Alice said while hugging Beth and entering with Nina in tow. “Well… we were on the couch and…” Beth uttered before Alice interrupted. “You were on the couch having sex, I still smell fresh sex in the air, do you smell it Nina?” Alice asked while Beth ran around spraying air freshener and picking up the blanket and turning off the television. “Yes…I smell fresh –n –good sex, is that you two’s natural vagina smell or did you use aromatherapy oil?, I only ask because I haven’t tasted anything that smells that good in quite some time, where is the other good smelling snatch?” Nina asked as she and Alice laughed and joked around with a very embarrassed but radiant Beth. “We didn’t use any scents and Adrian’s getting showered and dressed, which is what I’m going to do as well".

"Did you guys eat yet?” Beth Asked which was also a mistake and she quickly realized it as the girls looked at her sideways with smirks on their faces. “No we didn’t eat like you did, nor did we have food” Nina replied as they all broke out in laughter. “No” Alice added we are starving. “Well… we just cooked a short time ago, so get something to eat while we both get dressed” Beth stated while making faces as if to say she and Adrian weren’t having sex the entire time. “We certainly will, but we won’t be surprised if ice age glaciers are hanging from the pots, right Alice, because we know you two haven’t been in the kitchen for a while” Nina said as they stepped into the kitchen still laughing and Beth ran off to the bedroom to get dressed.

It didn’t take long for the Girls to get dressed and Beth stepped out into the living room as both girls gave her kudos for the good food. Then Adrian appeared and both Alice and Nina’s mouths dropped, they couldn’t believe just how truly beautiful she was Nina instantly put her attraction guard up and joked while shaking Adrian’s hand “It very nice to meet you naturally sweet smelling meat, I mean Adrian” she said laughing as they all joined in and Beth shook her affectionately. “Don’t mind her Adrian, she thinks she smelled sex when they came in” “Oh, I see, well it’s nice to meet you guys” Adrian said now laughing too as they all agreed to head for the club, she couldn’t deny that this girl Nina was not only had a good personality but was strikingly attractive too, but she quickly remembered that she has what she wants with Beth and would never, ever let her go.

The club was sleek but casual and seemingly mostly for the lipstick girls only on this night, although there were a few James dean looking chicks on the prowl too. The DJ played really good music and Nina who had blown off at least twelve invitations to dance because she didn’t want to leave Alice (who didn’t want to be groped by a woman at the moment) at the table by herself so they watched Beth and Adrian dance and it was the hottest thing either of them ever saw as they fit like a glove and were so passionate and in love. Everyone noticed as several girls tried to join in but Adrian turned around and Beth pulled her closely to her with one hand in her mid-section the other on her hip and her sweet juicy lips buried in her sexy neck as they grinded and even the female DJ who has seen everything sighed in awe.

Suddenly Nina’s face went white as her eyes widened and her mouth dropped wide open in sheer horror as she looked across the floor and tears began to stream out of her eyes as she patted a very shocked and confused Alice on the shoulders because she couldn’t find words to express what she was feeling. She was looking at Pasha dancing with a girl in the center of the floor and she knew she wasn't mistaken because only she had a custom tiny blue star and red heart tattooed in the space between her Thumb and finger, she was with her when she got it and told her it was because she told Nina that she was her shining Star and owned her heart. “Do you see that girl over there dancing with the heart a star on her hand Alice?” “Yes, of course I do, what is wrong with you Nina” Alice asked “That is Pasha” Nina said, just as she began to shake uncontrollably and hyperventilate, “Oh my god Alice… it’s Pasha, she’s alive” Nina said while balling her eyes out. Alice told her to breathe while finally getting Beth and Adrian’s attention and waving them over, they all began to cry except for Adrian who repeatedly asked what happened…

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A full sexual moon loomed brightly over Dudley in the late afternoon as rays of light from it seemed to flow all over the town and adults everywhere (children remained normal) seemed to be almost crashing into one another trying to get home to loved ones. People were leaving carts with groceries in them at the supermarket and the only grown folks not affected were Alice, Nina, Beth and Adrian who headed out of town to Nina’s parents beach house to go talk to Kindred after they waited all night and followed Pasha home and without confronting her got her home address and license plate number. First they had to get the truth out of Kindred who had known Nina since she was a little girl. Everywhere else very elderly grandparents and teens were also unaffected so they were given babysitting chores all over town. Police officers were riding around with mates or spouses in their cars trying to find hidden spots it seemed like everyone between the ages of twenty –five and sixty- five were in desperate heat without knowing why.


“Yeeurn, Yeeurn, Yeeurn” Rebecca heard as she turned on the light to see a creature that mere words couldn’t describe, she tried to get up but some unseen force was pressing both her arms and leg to the bed. Suddenly this big pink thick thing began to emerge from the stomach of the creature and Rebecca’s clothing blew off leaving her naked and screaming. The chanting of this creature continued. “Yeeurn, Yeeurn, Yeeurn” Rebeecca felt her skin change and then suddenly she was chanting the same thing as the creature as this long thick pink thing then narrowed to a little thicker than normal male size and had a second wiggly extension with a tip that open into six free moving tentacles and then tightened together like a suction device about nine inches before the end.

Then like a magic wand the creature waved it over and over Rebecca before the wiggly thing first suctioned to her top knob and then the stiff part entered her twirling at the end like a twisting hand and then it felt to Rebecca like twenty little arms opened up on the tip once inside as it found erogenous zones not even known to man and like a Pin ball Machine this Alien lit up every bell all at once as Rebecca shook like she was being shocked with a tazer gun in mid air. She was no longer scared and welcomed the foreign being as they both screeched “YEEURN, YEEURN, YEEURN, YEEURN, YEEEEEEEEEEEURN” Reebeca’s head shook like a cartoon characters and her lips tried to keep up with the rest of her head. This went on for about one hour when the alien retreated and the smaller wiggly thing popped off giving her a final jolt of ecstasy and Yeeurn before disappearing. As crazy and insane as it sounded a now normal looking Rebeeca didn’t want him to go as she curled up more satisfied than humanly possible…


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David was going on a job interview and was determined to get hired at the gym today. He had known the guy for over two years and had even almost gone out with him before Brian but the dude was in a committed relationship and so was he. When David arrived he had him sit in the back room for what seemed like three hours and because he was used to taking a nap during the day he dozed off. So he had been dreaming that Brian was giving him a professional but when he snapped out of it Ken was working him like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and David tried to think clearly but his brains blood had gone elsewhere and as he tried to push his head back it only made it worst because he was pushing forward and he was losing the battle.

David had only threw his head back for a moment when Ken had slipped right onto his pole and like a flag he began waving for about twenty five sweaty minutes until they both shuddered and ken turn and kissed him and said “Oh…You my friend are hired and as of this moment you have you’re first raise and promotion because as of today you are my new assistant manager, do you want it or not love, because I want you, and don’t think I don’t understand that it’s in the work place only because I do…I know Brian is your main squeeze, so what is it going to be boy toy” Ken said as a matter of fact. “I’ll take the job” David said in a low whispering voice. “I can’t hear you lover” Ken said as he pressed for a more clear and concise answer. “I’ll take the Job Ken and I understand the terms just so long as this stays private and very limited” David said while exhaling air out of his lungs.

“Great lover there is a shower inside this office which we will share that’s you’re desk on the right side, feel free to freshen up everything’s already there –I stock it regularly and I’ll see you fresh next Monday morning then. Now I’m late for a meeting a meeting. Thank…you” ken said blowing kisses to David on his way out while fanning himself and shaking his head. David’s head was spinning. It was the first job offer he had in about eight years he had to take it; he knows how quickly money goes between him and Brian.

When David got home and Brian hugged him and then instantly smelled the different shower gel and after sniffing just looked at him. “Something slipped on top of clumsy me at my very first day on the job and I got all gooey and had to shower at he gym, I guess I was nervous when they showed me the ropes. Yet fear not baby, I’m the new Assistant Manager as of this coming Monday making sixty thousand to start so you can continue with you’re art while I get worked into shape, are you happy baby?” David asked nervously. “Yes...” Brian said hugging him tightly until David finally relaxed and took a deep breath as Brian who had been waiting with baited breath for him to get home dropped down for what unbeknownst to him would be a second serving…


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Charlie turned off the light an closed the bedroom door as Laquesha lay deep in plush pillows with the candlelight dancing off her golden skin, she was more than perfect he thought as he crept up the bed and kissed and licked the chocolate bullets until he thought they would explode in his mouth. A very sexually playful Laquesha kept her legs closed tightly as a very turned on Charlie tried desperately and gently to pry them apart but Laquesha was sealed like a vault that he need the combination too.

Finally he tortured her by touching and licking it until her legs spread like a dam and was just as moist. Charlie took forever to enter her tight spot and Laquesha face showed that she was anticipating and enjoyed inch by inch as her quiet emotional moans escaped without warning, she was driving Charlie insane but he tried to make it last as long as he could until he burst falling to the side of her, not wanting to hurt her and then cuddling for only a few minutes until he was fast asleep, he always swore she had sleeping pills inside her glorious prize and Laquesha who had known no other lover was still wanting more which was unusual but she lay still not wanting to wake Charlie but for some odd reason within fifteen minutes he was back up and at it again…


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“Will you marry me?” The words lingered on Luke’s tongue for what seemed like forever as he bent down on one knee right after Rachel came over to see him in hurry at his request. He ran out and purchased the ring after the divorce proceedings earlier, he would show Maria what she was missing. “Will you marry me, Rachel?” Luke repeated as she stood totally stunned and at a lost for words. “I love you Luke, but I don’t ever want to grab my things and run out of the front door with you calling me a ***** because I didn’t live up to your expectations. You’re ex-wife was perfect but you got bored and worked long hours and treated her wrong in bed, I like it rough but what happens if I want it gentle one night and I don’t want to drink on a particular evening as you fill my glass yet again. I cannot be a better new improved version of her; you would have to love me for me.

I wouldn’t cheat on you Luke but men are all over me a work and it’s cute now but what happens when you get lonely at night while I’m out doing my thing, will you storm the club and make me come home?” Rachel asked. “I will treat you right and you don’t have to work and there will be a pre-nuptial agreement drawn up so that you will have money should we break up, I think you are perfect for me and I love you, please’ lets at least get engaged?” Luke pleaded with tears in his eyes but were they really about her or losing Toni forever earlier. “Yes…Luke but we will stay engaged for at least six months with no date and I’ll move in with you and continue to work during that time!” Rachel stated. “Yes” a happy Luke said while sliding the ring on her finger and kissing her and squeezing her tight.

It wasn’t long before garments started flying because they were more hot and bothered than ever before it was going to be a very long night as they went at each other like two caged tigers in heat and Luke lead her to His toy room which he had installed the day before and Rachel couldn’t be happier as she choose one of the two swings, the one that was like stirrups in a gynecologist office and she sat swinging as Luke turned on the music and danced for her while he stood at attention. Rachel threw her head back in heat begging him to come to her, Luke instead taunted her by kissing her thighs and rubbing it around the moment of truth but not entering until she dripped with pleasure and then he touched it ever so slightly with his thick fingers and then finally in one deep thrust he was inside and Rachel shook while screaming his name as they went at it once again in so many ways until the daylight shown through the window and Luke lowered the black out shades and they continued…


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~The following passage is quite graphically shocking do not read this passage unless you can handle fictional debauchery~

For Alton Scott III AKA Norman Studder AKA Brian Stoddard it was not going to be a good night, the prisoners had already sent all cell mates known as the prisoners b**** to the infirmary because they were worn out because all the men were in heat and everyone from the warden on down were too busy getting laid themselves to worry about what the prisoners were doing. Two guards walked up to E dog’s cell and banged on the bars to get his attention and he couldn’t believe his luck "Happy birthday to me, if it isn’t the best present ever, Mr. Brian Andrew Stoddard" E dog Remarked. As the guard opened the cell E dog passed the other an envelope full of cash and ecstasy pills for their party with two clerks that would commence once the Prisoners were secure. Every cell with the exception of the guy who enjoyed eating people was then unlocked with the agreement that they must all report to E dog and his crew and return to their cells by two am or they would never every have the privilege again any and all beefs or wars would be suspended for twenty four hours and every of the fifty seven ***** inmates on that cell block quickly agreed to the terms because they wanted some fresh meat.

The order of the line up started with a rich New York investment banker who was worth five hundred million on the outside but he cut his partners throat but still has the most clout after E dog in the Cell, he paid him twenty thousand dollars, others paid five or ten thousand or with drugs and cigarettes and future favors and art and anything else they had. Nothing was off guard tonight because all of them had one thing in common and that was the unquenchable urge to F***. Alton tried to fight but quickly learned it was fruitless and resorted to crying and after a while he even stop saying he wasn’t Brian Andrew Stoddard. E dog had Ky jelly but wasn’t wasting it on this guy until it was his turn.

After paying five thousand dollars more for a condom the rock hard business man entered a screaming Alton (Brian) using only his spit, while he asked a watching E dog if he was sure this guy wasn’t a virgin because it was the tightest fit he had ever dipped into. E dog responded by saying if it were true than maybe he should up the ante but the rough heartless Business man was ramming Alton without mercy and after him came a long line of others all of which after the first ten high rollers where lined up in P**** size order with the eleven inch E dog last, he was the only prisoner ever with a safe in his cell. All the top men had two drinks of vodka each and chips and snacks and all the others had either one or two shots only and while they waited their turn the men rolled dice and played cards it was the biggest hottest party ever as E dog screamed “No Player alive can make **** happen like me” to which all the men chanted “You are the man E dog” He grinned ear to ear because he was up a hundred grand and getting revenge so he was loving it.

All but one Super religious man who maintains he was framed for a forgery rap; stood in the corner smacking his own hand to prevent from masturbating as his asked the lord why such perversion was rampant tonight and he begged for deliverance from it all the while saying prayers continuously. After hours of non stop men Alton was no longer screaming and had lip stick and bra’s and garter belts hanging from him as he was bent over and a very big E dog like King Kong broke the bed swinging him around like a blow up doll and going at him as Alton who no longer screamed because his voice was gone but he moaned endlessly. A thousand thoughts went through his mind like he would tear down the shrine to Toni and how his perversions against her over all the years including trying to rape her, stealing from her and masturbating in her laundry were wrong and if he survived he would praise god until the day he died and live a clean good life. His prayers seemed to be answered as the torn up cell suddenly stopped spinning and a strong E dog pulled him backwards out of the debris only to notice that his left cheek of his buttocks didn’t read David’s like the real Brian’s did so after saying “Oh S*hit my bad” he flung him over his shoulder and then threw him into the cell with the religious guy just in enough time to run back to his cell before all their cell doors closed it was two am…

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Kate came home from chatting with neighbor Cindy who rushed her out saying her husband was rushing home and she had to shower and get ready for him the children were at their grandmothers. So Kate yet again went home to an empty house and started thinking that Charlie was taking advantage of this situation a little too much by spending more and more time with Laquesha but if that is what it takes to have her two children delivered to her then she would put up with it as long as she had too. Yet she couldn’t stop thinking about Charlie but his phone went right to voice mail. Heading home as ***** as ever for some reason and in fact she couldn’t think straight as she opened the door for a waiting worker and ran up stairs and pulled dresser draws and closet open searching for it. She checked in between the mattress, then in desperation she looked inside of every shoe and hat box until in the second to last box she found it her old vibrator, thank god it didn’t need batteries because they would be rusted.

Running to the bathroom to wash it and as it soaked in the sink in shower gel, she quickly undressed and pulled back the covers on her bed, she wasn’t sure what had come over her but she was on fire and she ran back to the bathroom to rinse it off and dived into the bed on the way back and began touching her-self at first before rubbing the solid but flexible piece up and down before trying to put it inside, it had been so long that it popped out the first six or seven times and then she could put it in little by little until she moaned loudly in the privacy of her own home or so she thought as she pleased her-self. The middle aged plumber cam through the door saying “I thought I told you guys not to use the water, I was under the sink when it came splashing down on my face..” he said loudly before his mouth dropped opened at Kate on top of the sheets working her-self into a frenzy. She didn’t even pull it out as she just raised both hands to her face, she forgot she had let the technician in when she came back and he had a hard time concentrating on her Sink anyway and rushed over and began working it for her and saying “Do you want me too?” he asked but was already taking his clothes off.

“Yes, yes” Kate yelled like a mad woman as the technician skipped foreplay and jumped between her legs as she yelled “Give it to me, speedy Gonza***” “I’m trying miss, I’m trying” mike the technician replied while moaning almost as loud as she did. “I’m so sorry for this miss, I don’t know what’s coming over me right now, and do you want me to try to stop” he asked. “No, you better not stop. Right there speedy, right there …” Kate commanded as they both went at it fast and furious as Mike said “Miss I’m really trying my best to hold on for you {he was sighing), but it’s very, very hard” “You better wait for me, do you hear me, wait for meeeeeeeeeeeee, ahhhhhhh!” Kate said as she shook the medium sized guys as she roared and he finally let go too sounding almost as high pitched as she did…


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