You LMFP fans will be the first to experience and create the worlds first ever written Fan drama book which I will call LMFP PIRATES DRAMA RAMA.
It will be a countinous and exclusive to the Lisa Marie Presley site and my limited Myspace page.

Any resemblance to any character is merely a coincidence and this book is purely fiction and the sole creation of Linda Walker. Thank you so much for reading and keep in mind charaters are ever evolving!

I will start with Ten characters in the story
Rebecca, Charlie, little Brian, Luke, Adrian, Maria, Toni, Beth, David, Steven

Added Laquesha, Alice, Kristen, Daniel, Kate, jospeh, Big Brian
Written soley by Lovefirst/Linda Walker

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LMFP PIRATES DRAMA RAMA.

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD -HAPPY FEET IS PLAYING SO GO TO THE MOVIES

“Good morning Rebecca” “Hi Charlie” (she replied). “Why are the cops over at Luke’s House?” “Well…Rebecca, Luke just found out from the hospital that Brian isn’t his kid because they where going to use his blood for a transfusion and they said Luke, you are not his father (In a Darth Vader voice}” “So to make a long story short “becca” I need to go get my clothes and condoms out of his house before his aims that shotgun over here!” Rebecca Looked at Charlie strangely’ and he quickly added that he was just kidding….

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“You are not funny Charlie” “You see ten years ago my husband Steven had a brief affair with his wife Maria and I always told him that boy looks like he could be your son” “I’m sorry” Charlie replied’. “See now you’ve gone and opened up a can of dirty worms and I now need to get together with Luke and make Steven take a blood test – So don’t joke around Charlie…did you sleep with her too!” “Hey! Hey! Calm down Rebecca I was truly kidding…you know my wife goes to the shooting range chill out before you get me killed. Chill out” “chill out isn’t that ghetto slang Charlie is your mistress from the ghetto or something?” “No - everyone says it nowadays Becca, even in commercials” “Oh yes, I heard it in the Grey Poupon ad the other day –you are just impossible” she said as she stormed off….

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Charlie was in shock, was she kidding about knowing about Laquesha the girl he helped get a job at his company and who he has a kid with and pays for her apartment, his thought's did linger long because just then Luke came bursting out of is front door yelling! "You cheated on me and had me caring for some others mans child -you S H I T head, ~I want you to leave the house and never return -but first you are going to tell me who his real father is!” “I'll never tell you it won’t solve anything Maria said, screaming back hysterically” “It does matter, were you bent over backwards under the counter when I sent you to get pizza or does the postman really rings twice you S H I T head. Was it the paperboy?”

After ranting at Maria with the cops saying calm down, Luke answered his cell phone and then his face went pale white as he said: “ I will meet you...” with that he dropped to the ground crying and screaming “Why Maria, why?” It was hard to watch this very strong man in a fetal position so helpless and Maria began crying and went back into the house to pack her things and leave as the police offices suggested. Charlie now somewhat wedged behind a tree was almost in tears too but because his wife would not be crying she would kill him and so he too began to hug himself -what had he done...

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Charlie was clearly shaken up and had to go over to his best friends Brian's house several house down. When he arrived he was greeted by his wife Toni who was planting the most beautiful flowers in the garden. “How are you” she asked the noticeably disturbed Charlie? “I…guess I’m ok but I need to speak with Brian” “Well I never disturb him and Brian when they are back in the guest house –they call it Real MAN'S time, Yet' you are clearly disturbed so let me get you some ice tea and I’ll walk you back there” It only took a minute for Toni to wash her hands and get the tea, (her beautiful kitchen was state of the art}. She watched Charlie out of the corner of her eye as they walked to the guest house.

Expecting that they would be watching the game she walked right in and didn’t see them in the living room. They then walked back further down the hall way but stared at each other when they heard grunting Eyes bulging now it got louder. “Oh you’re the master of the universe and I’m your *****, yes, yes, yes…” Brian screamed. Then suddenly Toni pushed the door open and could clearly see her husband was playing catcher to Davids‘s pitching. They didn’t even notice them as they howled and clashed. Then after what seemed like eternity Charlie dropped his Ice tea glass and it hit the floor in slow motion as Toni’s eyes shifted to the soiled fruit of the loom underpants hanging grossly from the edge of the bed, it is something she would never forget, - she thought about (she had seen the underwear like that many times) before passing out…

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WOW !

Elsewhere … Beth sat at here desk in her office feeling her palms as they have become sweaty she could feel sensual lips kissing her up and down her neck and hand gently touching her private parts and she panicked and begun brushing off the front of her shirt, skirt and pulling up her collar as if to avoid what she was feeling. Being of sound body and mind she knew that her neighbor Adrian could not possibly be straddling her in her office and kissing her that way, it was like her spirit was really there –but she knew it wasn’t real but she felt it as if it was actually happening. “You want me too don’t you” Adrian said out loud as her hand slid down was all Toni remembered as she started breathing really hard and being aroused



Suddenly she was shaken by Alice standing over her, “Oh my god Beth are you ok?” Beth she said again before she answered. Alice bent down to look directly into her eyes. “Beth, it was as if someone we’re making love to you, you breast were being pressed in and your skirt was moving up like something was stroking you under it and you we’re moaning out loud and both your hands we’re at you sides, so I knew you were not masturbating. I closed the door and watched for a minute to be sure of what I seeing. Are you aware of what just happened to you Beth, or am I crazy?” “I’m ah – I am aware but I can’t believe you saw it too Alice, I thought I was going crazy” “Well If you and I didn’t grow up as child hood friends I would have notified someone else in the office before going in here and I’m still thinking I’m a bit touched up stairs because It looked like you were possessed and I locked my self in here with you” With that they both began laughing as Alice joked; “wash you hands before you hug me!” (More Laughter)


Across town at the same time, Adrian Straddled the chair in her Living room sweating and panting and gently but firmly putting her fingers into what felt like Beth as she kissed her. This isn’t real so how she could feel Beth kiss her back and pulsate at her touch; she knew she couldn’t take much more when suddenly it just stopped. She laid her head down on the top of chair in disbelief. She only met Beth a few times and they didn’t even see each other all the time so why did it feel so real like they just made love. Adrian sat wondering how she could make it stop but then again thought honestly that she didn’t want their tryst to stop! The answer was clear; it will never go away until they really make love to each other. She went to lie down, this was too much to think about she would call a mutual friend of theirs named Kristen later …


Just as she was walking to her bedroom' Adrian received a call. “Hello” she answered. “What do you mean my cousin Toni is in the hospital? What? What happened? Well good I’m glad you will be there to there to explain everything to me Charlie; I’m on my way now!”

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Originally posted by {Fayla 4 Lisa}:
WOW !

Wait read that part again -lol

Adrian took a quick shower because her two thousand parts were drenched as if she had just had enjoyed a five hour love making session or something. She rushed over to the hospital and when she got there ran into Charlie who was waiting. He had already decided that he would let Toni tell her cousin what happened, so quickly he explained that he was at Toni’s home with her and others when she passed out, but to be sure not to allow David in to see her right now and she would explain the rest. He rubbed her back slightly and mumbled that he had to go home to his wife and was gone. Adrian was standing there with her mouth open and shook her head as she entered Toni’s hospital room.

“Hi” Adrian managed and it seemed to light up Toni’s eyes a bit so she hugged her.
“What happened and why don’t you want to see David right now for god sakes he’s your husband?” “Nothing, well I don’t want to talk about it right now” Toni said quickly. “Well don’t tell me nothing” Adrian replied; “You literally smell like **** right now and I know you to be **** about such things” she added. “I smell like ****’ oh my god, check my hair Toni it might be something from my garden” Toni blurted. “Cousin that is not from your garden unless you grow dog **** in there now”. Adrian checked her hair all the while grimacing and then she flipped back the top part of her hooded sweater and with a pen lifted out badly soiled white fruit of the loom underwear and then said “Lucy you got some splaining to do” with an accent then she showed Toni the soiled underpants and she just freaked out and started screaming at the top of her lungs like a raving maniac. I’m sorry Adrian pleaded it was just a joke.

“Ahhhhh, ahhhhhh…” Toni continued. The nurse ran in and with out looking at Adrian said “I’m going to have to sedate her so she doesn’t hurt herself” and then she looked at her and Beth froze locked into Adrian’s beautiful eyes and Adrian was smitten. They where both finally distracted as Toni tried to pull the hoodie over her head but somehow was half choking her-self half screaming. “I’m going to have to ask you step outside Adrian until I can get her settled but don’t go far I want to speak to you ok?” B eth asked. “Ok” Adrian replied as she stepped backwards tripping over the guest chair. Once outside she could finally breathe and she thought my cousin in big trouble but I’m in love…

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grumpy1 was here and would have added to the thread but LOVE's skillz are too intimidating

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grumpy1 was here and would have added to the thread but LOVE's skillz are too intimidating

Yes... Grumpy ten thousand Gramatical error's but all the passion and intrigue your heart can manage -lmao-lol

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Charlie was supposed to go home to his wife that is what he said right? As he made the right turn off the Highway ramp he called Laquesha and told her he be there in five minutes. He would tell her that a sexual and intimate relationship between them could no longer take place but he would care for their son Kamal. After all twenty years of marriage out weighs the six years he and Laquesha has been together. He recalled seeing her in his office for the very first time she was like r&b singer Beyonce’s twin and he nearly lost his mind. He dated her for eight months before she let him make love and it wasn’t until after he had taken her virginity and got her pregnant that he told her he was married. By then it was too late she was in love and her parents had disowned her because they were both doctor’s and could not live with her choices and they didn’t want her to poison her two younger sisters.

He reached the luxury apartment complex faster than he had realized and so he sat in the parking lot for a few minutes to collect his thoughts. He looked around the area and realized that the condominium he purchased in her name is Luxury to Laquesha. With its swimming pool, tennis courts and a few other amenities but true luxury would be a golf course, clubhouse, country club, restaurant and lake with waterfall, Jacuzzi on the deck and 24hour car a driver security like his condominium in Florida. Still this is an acceptable residence for his son to grow up in because the school district although an easy exit off the highway from him was still the same as the one children that live in his area attend

Realizing the time, he clicked his alarm and headed up stairs, this should be easier because Kamal was over her girlfriend’s house playing games with her son.. He had keys but the door was already open for him. He smelled the aromatherapy candles as soon as he entered the apartment and “Sade-by your side” played on the radio and Charlie’s blood pressure went down about 30 and he could actually feel everything else stand up externally. He leaned his head walking though the house and when he entered the bedroom Laquesha was bent over wearing a see thru sheer black robe three and one half inch slippers and a teddy and garter belt. He was ruined by the time she stood up and turned to him and smiled with a come hither look in her eyes. Charlie thought his Calista Flockhart looking wife was perfect for the country club and dinner with friends but Laquesha ruled his heart and everything else. Walking over to him she didn’t say a word as she undressed Charlie and he breathed hard as her perfectly round centered natural Breast (Her secret was wearing a bra all the time except when she is with him) brushed up against him she kissed him and then took him to la, la land Charlie was never loud with his wife but this caramel goddess learned early on just how to blow his mind, he would not break things off with her… “Ahhh” he screamed as she rocked his world, something his wife could never be bothered doing –what and mess up her hair..

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Across town Adrian sat out side of the Hospital room as all the other nurses that followed Beth into Toni’s room finally filed out one by one until Beth appeared. Adrian smiled as Beth asked her to follow her to her office. Once inside Beth closed the door as Adrian’s eyes went wide because she knew that when she straddled the chair and did those things to Beth it was in this very office, she began to breathe hard and Beth came around her to look into her beautiful f ace. Grabbing Adrian’s hand gently (Beth knew what she was thinking already) she asked – “Are you ok? Well first things first, your cousin is suffering from some type of anxiety. Do you know if she has a history of mental health issues? Perhaps something happened, I mean she would only say that she didn’t want her husband to be able to visit” Adrian blew out all of the air in her lungs before speaking and didn’t look at Beth when she answered: “No…Toni has always been one of the sane ones in the family and I guess I’ll need to speak to Charlie about what happened at the house” “Who is Charlie?” Beth asked “He is a good family friend” Adrian relied. “Very good Beth said then you can call me tomorrow once you find out?” “Yes’ Adrian replied weakly”

Suddenly Beth was not sure what came over her but she realized that she had never let Adrian’s hand go and pulled her closer still. Adrian raised her head up to look deeply into Beth eyes and then they pulled each other close and began to kiss giving each other soft tender kisses and stroking one another’s backs. Beth pushed Adrian’s hair to one side and gave her a big hickey while her hand slid down and undid her jeans she was on wave after wave of sweet emotion when Arians knees gave out and she was sinking to the floor when they both heard a knock at the door. Rushing to compose themselves Adrian fixed her clothes as Beth washed her hands in the bathroom and sprayed the room with air freshener. “Who is it” Beth said Out of breath. “It’s me Daniel from psychiatry you asked to see me?” “Ah…yes I did one moment please”. She kissed Adrian on the mouth slowly one more and gave her a business card that also has her cell phone number on it – “Call me ok!” Beth requested. “Yes…”Adrian said as she left the room still totally in shock about what had taken place, that was her first experience ever with a woman but she knew it wouldn’t be her last.


Adrian would think about rather dream about this later at home but she pulled out her cell phone and dialed Charlie’s home Phone number and his wife Kate answered: “Hello” “Ah…Hi Kate it’s me Adrian I was calling to speak to Charlie about My cousin Toni and what happened today” “Excuse Me Adrian, I don’t know what you are talking about but Charlie isn’t home but I’ll try his cell phone and have him call you back, I’m on a long distance call with my mother right now if you don’t mind” Kate said. “No… not at all Kate I’ll talk to you soon” click…



Across town Adrian sat out side of the Hospital room as all the other nurses that followed Beth into Toni’s room finally filed out one by one until Beth appeared. Adrian smiled as Beth asked her to follow her to her office. Once inside Beth closed the door as Adrian’s eyes went wide because she knew that when she straddled the chair and did those things to Beth it was in this very office, she began to breathe hard and Beth came around her to look into her beautiful f ace. Grabbing Adrian’s hand gently (Beth knew what she was thinking already) she asked – “Are you ok? Well first things first, your cousin is suffering from some type of anxiety. Do you know if she has a history of mental health issues? Perhaps something happened, I mean she would only say that she didn’t want her husband to be able to visit” Adrian blew out all of the air in her lungs before speaking and didn’t look at Beth when she answered: “No…Toni has always been one of the sane ones in the family and I guess I’ll need to speak to Charlie about what happened at the house” “Who is Charlie?” Beth asked “He is a good family friend” Adrian relied. “Very good Beth said then you can call me tomorrow once you find out?” “Yes’ Adrian replied weakly”

Suddenly Beth was not sure what came over her but she realized that she had never let Adrian’s hand go and pulled her closer still. Adrian raised her head up to look deeply into Beth eyes and then they pulled each other close and began to kiss giving each other soft tender kisses and stroking one another’s backs. Beth pushed Adrian’s hair to one side and gave her a big hickey while her hand slid down and undid her jeans she was on wave after wave of sweet emotion when Arians knees gave out and she was sinking to the floor when they both heard a knock at the door. Rushing to compose themselves Adrian fixed her clothes as Beth washed her hands in the bathroom and sprayed the room with air freshener. “Who is it” Beth said Out of breath. “It’s me Daniel from psychiatry you asked to see me?” “Ah…yes I did one moment please”. She kissed Adrian on the mouth slowly one more and gave her a business card that also has her cell phone number on it – “Call me ok!” Beth requested. “Yes…”Adrian said as she left the room still totally in shock about what had taken place, that was her first experience ever with a woman but she knew it wouldn’t be her last.


Adrian would think about rather dream about this later at home but she pulled out her cell phone and dialed Charlie’s home Phone number and his wife Kate answered: “Hello” “Ah…Hi Kate it’s me Adrian I was calling to speak to Charlie about My cousin Toni and what happened today” “Excuse Me Adrian, I don’t know what you are talking about but Charlie isn’t home but I’ll try his cell phone and have him call you back, I’m on a long distance call with my mother right now if you don’t mind” Kate said. “No… not at all Kate I’ll talk to you soon” click…

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You Go Girl. heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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You Go Girl. heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank-ya' Dugie -lol