This is funny, I got this in a email and wanted to see what the peeps on the LMP forum would come up with. Mine came out I licked a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want.......lmfao



Pick the month you were born:



January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29----- --a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that!

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red--------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to
your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to
you!

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with.................

I danced with your mom because I'm cool like that!

I sang to a homeless guy cause i do what i want

I karate chopped a squirrel because I'm sexy & I do what I want

I love these results so far.....lol

P is the little squirrel ok? lmfao

I karate chopped a baseball bat because the voices told me to! LMAO thats funny..

I ran over a birdbath because that's how I roll. HEE! HEE!

Thats how you roll.......roll on sista! lol

I kicked a gangster because I can...lol

I danced with a fork because big bid said to and he's my leaded.. TO FUNNY LOL

You gotta listen to your leader...lol

I loved a stuffed animal because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

FYI: Big Bird's B-day is March 20th

a friend of mine got the following:

I did the Macarena with a banana because I’m sexy and I do what I want

too funny not to share

I danced with a football player because thats how I roll

mine is tarded lol :P

I kicked a squirrel because I'm sexy & I do what I want. LOL

P that poor squirrel doesn't stand a chance with us. LMAO

Thanks HT for the post that is to funny!!!