Only in massachusetts

GOOD
In Haverhill , a Massachusetts State Trooper was running radar. He
had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any.
Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up
the road with a hand painted sign which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!'
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading, 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (Beats a lemonade stand!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Bradford , MA . A $ 40.00 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he s ent the police department a picture of
$40.00. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled o ver in Groveland , MA for speeding. As the
MA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
Massachusetts State Police Ball.' He replied, 'MA State Troopers
don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled
and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got
back in his patrol car and le ft. She was laughing too hard to
start her car

hahahaha this is all true? gotta love it!!

I dont know if its true, got it in an email. I wouldnt doubt it rotf

Too funny.

I may steal the first kids idea, rofl

Those were hilarious Syd!!

goof!!!

LOL!! Too funny Syd!!!

good ones!