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A friend of mine sent me this in the mail and I thought that I would share it with you guys.


Tammy

Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

The Doughboy dies today of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebs turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess *****ies and Captian Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy.

She lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


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Oh now this is cute! Thanks for the laugh!


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aww, so cute!!!!!!!!!


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LOL AWWWWWWWWWWW Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin They had one in the oven also!!! Big Grin awwww thanks lol


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toooo cute i love it lol


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