To lighten the mood....

Meow Meow Bells and Oh Meow Meow TREE!

Its still weeks before Christmas and into the house , a giant tree was carried in, MUCH MORE exciting than a MOUSE!
There were boxes of lights and balls and all sorts of things that I played with in delight
While they decorated this tree which took hours that night. ( hee hee hee Meow!)
I waited till they finished until I made my big move, then I climed up the tree, Oh It shook , Oh it Moved.
It looked like an earthquake as it shook and things broke, Until I stuck my neck out from the top, then It got choked
My mother she grabbed me and and placed me on a chair , then It was game on to destroy this tree at which they stare!
Now Some of the lights don't light and the ornaments break I make sure of it everyday
I put the dead bird that I caught under the tree to add to the presents yesterday.
Now every morning I wake my parents up to give me breakfast and then I poop
Then I JUMP with excitement for this TREE , FOR THOSE BALLS, FOR THE TOP Which I've managed to make Droop!
I am tired of ryhming so I will end it all NOW!
My mom hates it too but she's a silly MEOW cow! (Now THAT RHYME I'M DOWN WITH!!
I highly recommend Christmas Tree Destruction, it's like nothing else,( but make sure it's been completely decorated first!) You can't imagine the depths of satisfaction when you here things crashing down as you reach the top! NO OTHER TREES DO THAT That I've climed this far!
Dogs, You can't do that , But you CAN leave a stinky present amongst the presents and make it difficult to find! Hee hee hee , My friend Pablo does that. MEOW!~
Have a MEOOOW of a Christmas!
~SPLOTCH
PS Oh by the way , My parents have this remote control Cat HEAD that chases me around the house which is UNACCEPTABLE!
More dead birds and lizards are in their near future!

I needed to smile if even for a moment today and splotch posts always warms my heart,. thanks for posting Suzana.

thanx for the post.
i really enjoy it!

I know what you mean LOVEFIRST, I was smiling thru the tears.... Your welcome.
Your also welcome grumpy.

Thanks for posting Suzana, I needed a good reason to smile.

Your very welcome, I totally understand where your coming from.