Would someone who is able to please post Splotch's blogs here for those of us that can not read them otherwise?

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Thanksgiving, BORAT AGAIN! Napa Valley and a RABIES shot!

I was given turkey on turkey day and had a few bites but whatever.....I don't see what all the fuss is about. I then went up to Napa Valley for the weekend..BORING. My parents left me alone again to see .....BORAT........again!! My mom thinks he some sort of genius? All everyone does around me is quote lines from that **** movie all day and night jeez meow... give it a rest!
I get home. I get happy to play chase with the dogs and run up the trees and just when I am as elated as a cat can be , they take me to get my second Rabies shot !!!!!!!!!??????? Now I am going to be sore , sleeping and miserable for the next 2 days! I guess I can sleep with my parents though cuz they are both sick with the flu.
Yes Rabies! The State Of Hawaii (My home State) will NOT let me back in unless I get it!
Canada would only let me in the Country if I had one and since my parents INSIST on taking me everywhere with them I had to do this! **** them.. meowers!!
Well. I hope all of you had a nice holiday.
Mine was mediocre considering....
I got new toys today YAAY MEOW!
SPLOTCH~

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Thanksgiving, BORAT AGAIN! Napa Valley and a RABIES shot!
I was given turkey on turkey day and had a few bites but whatever.....I don't see what all the fuss is about. I then went up to Napa Valley for the weekend..BORING. My parents left me alone again to see .....BORAT........again!! My mom thinks he some sort of genius? All everyone does around me is quote lines from that **** movie all day and night jeez meow... give it a rest!
I get home. I get happy to play chase with the dogs and run up the trees and just when I am as elated as a cat can be , they take me to get my second Rabies shot !!!!!!!!!??????? Now I am going to be sore , sleeping and miserable for the next 2 days! I guess I can sleep with my parents though cuz they are both sick with the flu.
Yes Rabies! The State Of Hawaii (My home State) will NOT let me back in unless I get it!
Canada would only let me in the Country if I had one and since my parents INSIST on taking me everywhere with them I had to do this! **** them.. meowers!!
Well. I hope all of you had a nice holiday.
Mine was mediocre considering....
I got new toys today YAAY MEOW!
SPLOTCH~
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
TREES! BIRDS! SPACE!
After a long day of travel I climbed out of my traveling carrier to find myself WOO HOO , FINALLY in a place I recognize!
I have been busy running and playing at full speed ever since!
I have NO TIME to be picked up or petted or played with by my parents! I simply have no time for them at all! Meow!
I played tag all night with "Puffy" because my parents went to see ..Borat.. again and I was outside ALL DAY chasing birds and running up trees!
In fact , I can hardly be bothered to write this Blog !
Well, Its dark and the owls and Coyotes are out so I have to hang inside tonight so I will continue to ignore my parents until play time comes around again tomorrow and they let my splotched *** out!
Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE!
I hope I get some of the Giant Bird everyone keeps talking about eating.. I LOVE BIRDS! YUM 
MEOW
~SPLOTCH
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Sunday, November 19, 2006
Stand Up For Your Rights!
Meow!!!!!!!!!!
I loooove the tops of water bottles! They are SO much more fun than any fancy cat toy or ball!
I went a wee stir crazy on that last bus ride and could'nt WAIT to get the hell OFF that giant moving Thing on wheels that we seem to always be on MEOW!
Once we got into the hotel room though my mom crawled around on the floor chsing me and playing soccer with me with a bottle cap which was fun , I Desperately needed the excercise! She sneeks up on me sometimes cuz she thinks Its funny when I raise my back and my tail flares up and my eyes get Big and Dialated when I see her coming. I can't for the life of me figure out why she thinks that's funny because well....Cat's dont like to be snuck up on ! Does'nt she know we are hunters and hunters don't like to be hunted!, so....MEOW! I POUNCE at her when she gets me going! I like to hide around corners waiting for her or my dad to come around then... I ATTACK! I have a lot in common with some other cats that are my friends here on myspace. WE will always prevail! NEVER let your owners get on the floor and act like they are a cat without letting them know who's boss! 
That's all for now my fellow felines!
~SPLOTCH! The official Road cat mascot!
PS. They left me alone in the room yesterday to go check out Calgary. This was simply unaaceptable!
Helpfull Hint under these unfortunate circumstances... Find a bunch of kleenex and tear it to pieces in the middle of the room so they have to clean it up when they return Meow! hee hee ...
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Saturday, November 18, 2006
Victoria-Calgary
Well...it's happened! My parents turned me into a bonafide gypsy road CAT! I no longer have a problem on the bus or moving from place to place all the time. As long as I know immediately where my food and litter box is!
Yesterday I had a bit of a hangover and spent most of the day sleeping as SOME PEOPLE I know kept me up late drinking the night before! Reeear SSSSSSSSSS!!
The bus was on a Ferry last night that went across the water, THAT was interesting . I miss Birds!
This morning I sat in my own chair and ate breakfast with my parents at the table. My mom kept slipping me some Ham which surprisingly I enjoyed very much! I slept for 12 hours last night even though I am Nocturnal and managed not to wake up my parents by crunching on my food or jumping all over them throughout the night. ****, that was no fun , I'll have to NOT make that a habit! I've ben biting my dad all day, luckily he thinks it's cute! Meow Rarr!
Tonight we have a 13 hour drive to Calgary. 
I love all the new friends I am making here and your comments back to me.MEOW! Purrrrr...
Well, it looks like the bags are about to go down and Im about to be zipped up in my carrier again so I guess I better Meow off!
LOVE , Birds and Fish and balls to all!
~SPLOTCH
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Meow..... STRETCH....
Meow..... STRETCH....
I slept all through sound check and last nights show. in fact I was in the exact same place on my chair that my parents left me in when they got back to the hotel. I gave them a few good sleepy meows when they walked in the room but THEN! I saw a bucket with water in it and WOW! I played with that for hours! I like to get both paws in the water and swish them around. Meow
I see I am making TONS of new friends animals AND humans. That is very cool. My Dad Runs the board and my mom helps me blog and helps out with the creative ideas. I REALLY want the stray cat strut song on my page dammit but they can't find the **** thing! I like the first line, "Black and Orange stray cat sitting on a fence" MAN ! I can REALLY relate to that one , Its as if someone wrote it for me. No other music has effected me as much as that. If anyone knows where I can get please let us know! Not even the Stray Cats themselves have it on their own Page? I will keep Idiot up on this Page to my parents until they can figure out where to get my favorite song! Rarrr HHHHHIS!
I WANT SOME TUNA FISH! YEAH DAMMIT!
Splotch
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
POOPY PAWS
Okay.. I made it all the way to Victoria BC today (It's very pretty here by the way. I see ocean which means FISH and I see sky out the window which means ....BIRDS! YUM) I flew on my Moms plane with my Parents and the band. I meowd the ENTIRE way and interupted my moms nap But who gives a **** about her , she zipped me in a bag so (she was worried I would make my way into the cockpit and step on something not good) .....She can go meow herself for all I CARE!
THEN .....I DID IT! I POOPED IN MY CARRIER! Everyone thought I had bad gas but then they promptly realized that I had the last laugh for being in my carrier for too long so HA HA! Meow.
My mom and Dad rushed me to the bath room , they put on gloves and cleaned me and my bag up. THEN , as SOON as I got into the hotel room they put on another set of gloves and stuck me in the tub , poored soap all over me , washed my butt and now I look like a wet rat.
Well, now I am napping but soon they will be leaving me to go to sound check and you never know what I may have waiting for them when they get back. Today was not my day but at least I dont stink anymore! 
I WANT TUNA! Meow
SPLOTCH
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Monday, November 13, 2006
Road Kitty
MEOW!
I'm SPOILED, I turned my nose to the fresh sea bass my parents ordered for me off the room service menu because well....... I have recently decided that I like fresh grilled chicken so.....MEOW.
I'm quite happy in my hotel because it is not on wheels and moving. I have a full belly and I LOVE the fire place in here..I like to roll around and bask on the warm floor in front of it. I also Like to attack my own tail as if it were'nt attached to me at all (you simply have NO IDEA how fun that is) Cats don't normally travel with their parents but I GET TO! Meow ..... And its nice to have a break from the 3 bulldogs that like to chase me around at home.
Well, this is my first blog and I am tired, my parents made me go the the vet today in Las Vegas because I was'nt eating , they stuck something in my butt to check my temp and did some other stuff but they said that nothing was wrong with me. So , I came home and ate a whole plate of grilled chicken and tuna fish. 
I have a big fat full belly and I need a nap. I am going to Canada tomarrow MEOW so I need rest and then I need to get my passport.
Bye.. Meow
I prolly should not do this any more)

oh, awsome!!!!
thanx so much Viper (cool name) and Capri
Keep them coming please, i just love them

okay
i will e mail them to you and look for them here ppl post them

good deal capri

thanx

Capri rocks!

no prob
and grumpy rox too

yes i do

"yes i do"

Rof!! Maybe you're not grumpy1. Humble1? lol

oh yes, i really am humble in real life
lol

S p L t C h R c K s !!