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Ok so I am having to wear this "Walking Boot" now and I hate it, its exactly like a ski boot and somewhat painful on my wound. Earlier I was at a gas station and the guys behind the counter were trying too chat me up and asked "So what happend to your foot?"
 Being me I had a ready reply. "Well a man ticked me off and I stuck my foot up his ***, but had a hard time getting it out". They started laughing and said "Ouch, that poor guy", and just as quickly I replied "And he was a proctologist too!". As I left with the sound of both laughing hard, I stated with a wink "That's what happens when you mess with the wrong female". The laughing stopped instantly and both jaws dropped. Heehee..I am bad I know, but it was too funny and I am proud of my quick thinking! "Love me now or set me free- I am trainwreck tangled simple me. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You may not see me, yet you feel me. Your mind struggles to comprehend but is thwarted by ages of lies, who am I? I am you, I am your soul and I am simply me..Darcy" |
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Darcy,
I bet that was funny!! I'm glad you're doing okay though!!    http://eventful.com/demand/D0-001-000171050-1 Thank You Suzana For My Beautiful Avatar & Blend!!! http://www.myspace.com/mj_lmpgirl |
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Don't mess with Wildchild
  ______________________________    He still stands in spite of what his scars say I’ll battle till this bitter finale Just me, my dignity and this guitar case ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. — Zelda Fitzgerald Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. — Marie Curie  ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~ |
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thats a goood story
--------------------------------------------- CapriSUN a.k.a SWeeTgiRl Important dates: 9 15 03 10 12 03 2 28 04 3 20 05 4 05 05 11 06 11 08 11 10 11 11 11 13 11 22 9-30-06, 11-2-06,11-3-06,11-4-06,11-8-06,11-9-06,11-11-06,11-17-06,11-20-06  L M P'S biggEST FAN from San Diego "Sometimes the only ROAD ahead, takes you back past home." I.O.R.P......... I.O.R.P |
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aw, great story !!~ and dang right no one mess with um LOL
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