LMP    LMP Forum    Forums  Hop To Forum Categories  LMP Fan Area  Hop To Forums  Fan Lounge    Drinking way too much
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
-star Rating Rate It!  Login/Join 
Picture of htown
Posted
I got this text on my phone yesterday from a friend of mine.....I thought it was just too funny not to share.



How do you know when you are 2 drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize its the f'ing air freshener hanging from your mirror.


lmfao!


_________________________

http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html


http://www.myspace.com/lmprox





**Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you
When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP




 
Posts: 14833 | Location: Sho Me State | Registered: 05-24-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of LISAJUNKIEE
Posted Hide Post
heeheee, too funny

what if ya have a little plastic Jesus statue coming right at ya, lol, OMG!! It's the second coming!! LMAO!!




SEDUCTIVE



God is like Scotch Tape
you can't see Him
but you know He's there
 
Posts: 21646 | Location: chicago | Registered: 04-19-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of htown
Posted Hide Post
I laughed so hard at that and was trying to drive too.

OMG, that would be hysterical......He's here!


_________________________

http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html


http://www.myspace.com/lmprox





**Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you
When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP




 
Posts: 14833 | Location: Sho Me State | Registered: 05-24-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of LISAJUNKIEE
Posted Hide Post
lol, hope he has a pooper scooper cause he has alot to clean up, lol




SEDUCTIVE



God is like Scotch Tape
you can't see Him
but you know He's there
 
Posts: 21646 | Location: chicago | Registered: 04-19-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of "Jackie"
Posted Hide Post
Those were funny Big Grin
 
Posts: 671 | Location: Smoky Mountain | Registered: 06-03-2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of ParadiseV
Posted Hide Post
lmaoooooo @ both of them!


-------------------
http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/








You're an IDIOT!
Member presleyspride.com
7-19-03 Trump Marina-NJ
5-14-05 Trump Marina-NJ
5-15-05 Stone Pony-NJ
10-6-06 Stone Pony-NJ
10-9-06 BB Kings-NY
 
Posts: 6808 | Location: New Jersey | Registered: 04-14-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of htown
Posted Hide Post
Big Grin I like to have fun on this forum.


_________________________

http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html


http://www.myspace.com/lmprox





**Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you
When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP




 
Posts: 14833 | Location: Sho Me State | Registered: 05-24-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of LISAJUNKIEE
Posted Hide Post
Betcha Tiki thinks I'm a dumba.ss laughing by myself over here. lol




SEDUCTIVE



God is like Scotch Tape
you can't see Him
but you know He's there
 
Posts: 21646 | Location: chicago | Registered: 04-19-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of betsyb3
Posted Hide Post
HA!!! That's funny!! LOL!!! Big Grin


------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kansas City 2005
Fort Wayne 2005
Columbus 2005
Chicago 2005
Toledo 2006
Fort Wayne 2006
Chicago 2006
Baltimore 2006
Sparks 2006 - 2 shows
 
Posts: 5572 | Location: Ohio | Registered: 02-17-2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Picture of htown
Posted Hide Post
Glad you guys got a little kick out of it.


_________________________

http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html


http://www.myspace.com/lmprox





**Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you
When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP




 
Posts: 14833 | Location: Sho Me State | Registered: 05-24-2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
 Previous Topic | Next Topic powered by eve community  
 

LMP    LMP Forum    Forums  Hop To Forum Categories  LMP Fan Area  Hop To Forums  Fan Lounge    Drinking way too much