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I got this text on my phone yesterday from a friend of mine.....I thought it was just too funny not to share.
How do you know when you are 2 drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize its the f'ing air freshener hanging from your mirror. lmfao! _________________________ http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html http://www.myspace.com/lmprox **Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP |
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heeheee, too funny
what if ya have a little plastic Jesus statue coming right at ya, lol, OMG!! It's the second coming!! LMAO!! SEDUCTIVE God is like Scotch Tape you can't see Him but you know He's there |
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I laughed so hard at that and was trying to drive too.
OMG, that would be hysterical......He's here! _________________________ http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html http://www.myspace.com/lmprox **Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP |
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lol, hope he has a pooper scooper cause he has alot to clean up, lol
SEDUCTIVE God is like Scotch Tape you can't see Him but you know He's there |
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Those were funny
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lmaoooooo @ both of them!
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_________________________ http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html http://www.myspace.com/lmprox **Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP |
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Betcha Tiki thinks I'm a dumba.ss laughing by myself over here. lol
SEDUCTIVE God is like Scotch Tape you can't see Him but you know He's there |
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HA!!! That's funny!! LOL!!!
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Glad you guys got a little kick out of it.
_________________________ http://www.lisamariepresleys-voodoocrew.com/index.html http://www.myspace.com/lmprox **Did you like the voodoo that I put now on you When I slither in my closet, sweat vengeance like a faucet.** LMP |
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