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i was watching my favorite speaker/preacher Joel Olsteen and he told this story:

....the man who was a scientist told GOD he could do anything God could ...so GOD said ok ..make a man ,,,a man with flesh and blood like I made YOU from dirt. ...the man said ok !...and grabbed a handfull of dirt ..and GOD stopped him and said ...
"first you need to get your own dirt."

...LOL *


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"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Einstein
"Intuition is the only real valuable thing"
~Einstein

NO GOD...NO PEACE
know God...know Peace

"a true friend knows ...everything about you , yet is still your friend". ~unknown

RIP MIN.
RIP ANNA. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ~EVER.
RIP TIM ~ I MISS YOU.

MX FAN ALWAYS! there is room for more than 1 , right? Wink


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ive got a few more ...plz feel free to add ...Wink
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once a man was drowning in the sea ...
and he was screaming "GOD WILL SAVE ME"
then a boat came along and asked him if he needed help...
the man said
"NOPE! GOD IS GONNA SAVE ME!"
then a raft floated by ....then a log ....with the man drowning crying "GOD WILL SAVE ME !
then he drowned.
he went to Heaven and asked God ...why didnt you save me?
God replied. ...
"Well, I sent you a log, a raft, a boat??? ..." .....*


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"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Einstein
"Intuition is the only real valuable thing"
~Einstein

NO GOD...NO PEACE
know God...know Peace

"a true friend knows ...everything about you , yet is still your friend". ~unknown

RIP MIN.
RIP ANNA. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ~EVER.
RIP TIM ~ I MISS YOU.

MX FAN ALWAYS! there is room for more than 1 , right? Wink


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I LOVE Joel Olsteen. Big Grin He is the only preacher I ever watch on TV.. I think he has alot of insightful views and I love the way he conducts himself/and his sermon. What ya see is what ya get. THAT'S why I like him.






*~Tell me did you think I'd fit you like a bonnet with a little flower on it *~
 
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I wonder if I could borrow $100 from Joel.
 
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IM SURE HE would give it to ya quinn. ...hes cool! hes fun! i watch him every sunday. ...he is more of an inspirational speaker....than a preacher ...anyway ...i like him alot. ...his wife smiles alot too DARLIN lol ...have you heard her speak? ...i havent ...anyway ..i like him alot ....


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"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Einstein
"Intuition is the only real valuable thing"
~Einstein

NO GOD...NO PEACE
know God...know Peace

"a true friend knows ...everything about you , yet is still your friend". ~unknown

RIP MIN.
RIP ANNA. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ~EVER.
RIP TIM ~ I MISS YOU.

MX FAN ALWAYS! there is room for more than 1 , right? Wink


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and he is sooo funny quinn ...you should try to listen to him one time ...come on quinn. ....Wink *


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"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Einstein
"Intuition is the only real valuable thing"
~Einstein

NO GOD...NO PEACE
know God...know Peace

"a true friend knows ...everything about you , yet is still your friend". ~unknown

RIP MIN.
RIP ANNA. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ~EVER.
RIP TIM ~ I MISS YOU.

MX FAN ALWAYS! there is room for more than 1 , right? Wink


-------------------------------Disclaimer: The preceding post does not express the author's opinion to make someone that disagrees upset...and if i do please PM me ASAP to correct the problem. thanks! Smiler *
 
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bump for GOD lol


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"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Einstein
"Intuition is the only real valuable thing"
~Einstein

NO GOD...NO PEACE
know God...know Peace

"a true friend knows ...everything about you , yet is still your friend". ~unknown

RIP MIN.
RIP ANNA. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ~EVER.
RIP TIM ~ I MISS YOU.

MX FAN ALWAYS! there is room for more than 1 , right? Wink


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Those are pretty funny Majik ..
I have heard his wife ( Victoria )speak and shes pretty funny !
 
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have you heard her? does she speak on TV? ...anyway ..i missed him this mornin ! i slept in. ...


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"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Einstein
"Intuition is the only real valuable thing"
~Einstein

NO GOD...NO PEACE
know God...know Peace

"a true friend knows ...everything about you , yet is still your friend". ~unknown

RIP MIN.
RIP ANNA. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ~EVER.
RIP TIM ~ I MISS YOU.

MX FAN ALWAYS! there is room for more than 1 , right? Wink


-------------------------------Disclaimer: The preceding post does not express the author's opinion to make someone that disagrees upset...and if i do please PM me ASAP to correct the problem. thanks! Smiler *
 
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If you miss his show no worries you can watch him on line ..

http://www.joelosteen.com/site/PageServer?pagename=OnlineStreaming

Yes she did some talking on tv
 
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YOU COULD HAVE BORROWED FROM ELVIS, A 1000 QUINN.. Wink Big Grin


Lord, Help me walk another mile, just one more mile ..I'm tired of walkin' all alone..
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They call you king,
And they would be in your court.
They pronounce you the Messiah,
And they would themselves be anointed with the holy oil.
Yea, they would live upon your life.
K.Gibran


 
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Originally posted by *Teardrop*:
If you miss his show no worries you can watch him on line ..

http://www.joelosteen.com/site/PageServer?pagename=OnlineStreaming

Yes she did some talking on tv

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS LINK. ...i didnt know you could watch it online ...great. thanks. *


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"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Einstein
"Intuition is the only real valuable thing"
~Einstein

NO GOD...NO PEACE
know God...know Peace

"a true friend knows ...everything about you , yet is still your friend". ~unknown

RIP MIN.
RIP ANNA. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ~EVER.
RIP TIM ~ I MISS YOU.

MX FAN ALWAYS! there is room for more than 1 , right? Wink


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Your welcome ..

Wink
 
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