Each night he comes up with ten jokes
explaining in questions his jokes
are the funnyist

TOP TEN REASONS WHY DAVES JOKES ARE THE FUNNIEST:
10. DAVE HAS A GROWING FAN BASE IN IRAQ.
9.RATINGS ARE BETTER SINCE HE PUTS MOST PEOPLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
8. LATE NIGHT AUDIENCE MEMBERS TRY TO LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME SINCE NBC DOES'NT GIVE REFUNDS.
7.THE WRITERS GUILD GIVES HIM CHEESY AWARDS JUST SO HE'LL STOP CALLING.
6. RIPS OFF DUMB MONOLOGUE FROM THE OLD **** VAN **** SHOW.
5.INSISTS HIS ADHD MEDICATION GIVES HIM AN EDGE.
4.SWEARS HE DISCOVERED ANDREW DICE CLAY.
3.SAYS HE CAN DO THE ''DOZENS'' BETTER THAN ANYBODY.
2. ALWAYS THOUGHT HE'D KNOCK'EM DEAD AT THE APOLLO.
1.HAS ALWAYS WONDERED WHY BILLY CRYSTAL AND WHOPPI GOLDBERG NEVER ASKED HIM TO CO -HOST A COMDEDY RELIEF.

AH, THATS COMEDY.

ah ,i think he's over at cbs my apologies ,old habit.