We can dream, can’t we?



Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing
squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton is
first placed against the wall and just before the order to
shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing
squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and
escapes in the confusion.

Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The
squad is reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has
done. Before the order to shoot is given, Al yells,
"Mudslide!" Again the squad falls apart and Al slips over
the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the
wall. He is thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream
out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad
is reassembled and the rifles aimed in his direction, he
grins and yells, "Fire!"

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